I guess I had made a BIG mistake for adding my aunty in my Friendster's 'friends list' . Now, I am utterly torn between posting an entry there....
You see, most of whatever that I wrote in my Friendster blog are all that comes into my eccentirc mind at the point of time. Regardless if it's a fantasy of mine, or a reality (for something that has happened just now or yesteday), well...... let's just say that sometimes it's better for certain things to be shared with a friend or a stranger, rather than your mum & dad, and aunts and uncles too for that matter!! (grandparents and great-great grandparents included here, y'all!!).
So, in order for me to keep on writing whatever that comes into mind, I have decided to write them in here. But not to worry. My Friendster blog will still be up and running (but without the usual 'pour all my heart out' details in it to protect my reputation, hahaha).
I had a very brief, yet interesting encounter with this senior lawyer in Court today. Our meet needs no formal or usual introduction that most people do whenever crossing path with another being (hence the 'interesting encounter', geddit?).
I was on my way into one of the courtrooms when i noticed this lawyer eyeing me. Looking up ahead, I could see someone looking at me as i walked through the corridoor. Not knowing the right thing to do, I decided to do the usual thing that i always do when caught in embarassing or quirky situation : Smile at them.
And after that, he held the door open for me, and said "It's nice to see you smile early in the morning today".
Erkk. Now the situation gets even more awkward. And in my desperate attempt to stay calm and suave, I just mumbled 'eee...yeah' to him and make my way inside.
Thought that it'd be over, right?
WRONG!
This 'one kind of a specimen' lawyer decided to sit next to me. Yikes! And knowing me, eventhough i may not like entertaining small petty talks with a stranger, most of the time I would make an interesting face and let them blabber for as long as they can.
And that was what the 'senior lawyer' actually did. Chatting. Telling me stuffs. Making up jokes.
It was quite entertaining in a way. But there are a few things and remarks that he made, based on his experience and observation, which made me go, "Are you for real, old man?".
Things like :
"You know, all these young lady lawyers in KL, they definitely know how to have a good time" <--- REALLY?
"I used to have this one lady lawyer, which actually was my son's friend, coming onto me, and asking me to live together with her. But she was too clingy and possessive" <----- REALLY?
"Most lady lawyers that i know, the young ones, are highly sexed up beings" <----- REALLY, REALLY?
"I tell you, these Chinese ladies, once they get the kick of it (sex), they will want more" <---- LOL. REALLY??
Referring still to the last sentence on top : "Chinese guys are not good in bed. Not like the Indians. So when these girls got that great pampering from the right source, they want more, I tell you" <----- REALLLLYY?
His response when I stated that I am a Muslim :
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you're not a Muslim. You don't look Malay. You look mixed" <--- SERIOUSLY? (I do get that a lot, actually).
And all the while we were talking (correction, it was actually HIM doing most of the talking), I can't help but smirk.
Seriously. What are the odds of YOU, being swarmed by all these hot chicks? (I later found out that all of the lawyers knew him, so he might be some big shot lawyer that I might not recognised. So I guess that kind of answered my question on why girls fall over him).
*Sigh*. The bliss of being an old, paunchy but famous and powerful man.....
Now tell me, do you think this would make a great post for my aunt to see?? ;)
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